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Funny quotes about babies and pregnancy

When you become a mother, you will find that some days may become rather overwhelming. While we are busy taking care of the home front, our children, and working; we are still expected to put ourselves together so that we can be presentable (or as presentable as a goth, punk, or any other alternative parent can get). It can become rather tiring on the day to day basis, so it is sometimes important to let yourself relax a bit. Whether it involves taking a little time out and enjoying a long hot bath, all the way to browsing online for the newest fashion trend for children. I have compiled a small list, of heart warming and uplifting quotes that have helped me through even my darkest of days. I can only hope that you enjoy them, just keep in mind that this is meant for fun. If you are more in the mood to learn something, I may be inclined to direct you to the many other fine articles here on this site, or browsing the plethora of clothes that are available to you.

 There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies
-Winston Churchill

Making the decision to have a child- it’s momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking outside your body.
-Elizabeth Stone

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
- Bill Cosby

A new baby is like the beginning of all things wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.
- Eda J. Le Shan

When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about; and that was the beginning of fairies. And now when every new baby is born its first laugh becomes a fairy. So there ought to be.
- James Matthew Barrie

If one feels the need of something grand, something infinite, something that makes one feel aware of god, one need not go far to find it. I think that I see something deeper, more infinite, more eternal than the ocean in the expression of the eyes of a little baby, when it wakes in the morning and coos or laughs because it sees the sun shining on it’s cradle.
- Vincent Van Gogh

A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.
- Unknown Author

Babies are such a nice way to start people.
- Don Herrold

Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.
-Marshall McLuhan

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
- Leo J. Burke.

It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.
-Elinor Goulding Smith

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.
- Kin Hubbard

There is a sanctity involved with bringing a child into this world, it is better than bombing one out of it.
- James Baldwin

My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I can later ask him what he meant.
-Stephen Wright

A baby is born with a need to be loved, and never outgrows it.
- Frank A Clark

Babies are always more trouble than you thought, and more wonderful.
- Charles Osgood

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws, I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby, and I can go out
- Matthew Broderick

Children reinvent your world for you.
- Susan Sarandon

Families with babies, and families without babies are sorry for each other.
- Ed Howe